We are the AlphaBetas

The Noise

Lead Guitar Audition

🎸 WANTED🎸 

Kick-Ass Lead Guitarist for the AlphaBetas! 

Are you ready to shred with the best? Perfume and the AlphaBetas, the reigning queens of pop punk, are on the hunt for a new lead guitarist. If you think you’ve got what it takes to fill Zenith Juarez' boots and keep up with Perfume's Little Maniacs, keep reading. If not, go back to playing Dynamix covers at coffee shops.

What We’re Looking For:

1. Insane Skills: We need someone who can make that guitar scream louder than Perfume's tantrums. Fast fingers, killer riffs, and an attitude to match. If you can’t outplay your average YouTube guitar god, don’t bother.
2. Punk Encyclopedia: You better know our catalogue inside out. If you can’t recite our lyrics in your sleep or know which album “Omegabite” is from (it’s a trick question, pay attention), this isn’t the gig for you.
3. Tour-Ready: Pack your bags, Packchella is calling. If your idea of a tour is a weekend your pack's pool party, swipe left. We need someone who can handle the chaos, the late nights, and the afterparties without missing a beat.

Can you worship the noise? Drop us a line with your best track and prove you’ve got the chops to join the AlphaBetas. No wannabes, no time-wasters. Don’t bother showing if you can't shred in a micro mini and 7 inch platforms.

Upcoming Shows

Packchella Beta Invasion!

That's right, my Little Maniacs! The AlphaBetas are headed to Packchella!

Save the date: October 15th

Price: $2.99

What critics say

"SEX, DRUGS, AND ALPHAHOLES"

Oh, Perfume. Yes, that perfume. Child star and daughter of the notorious omega, She has reinvented herself as fontman for the eponymous “Perfume and the AlphaBetas”. This will undoubtedly become the anthem of good girls who are slumming on Pleasant Street and the bad boys who will take them for a ride. Classically trained, both Perfume and Zenith, on vocals and lead guitar respectively, treat this track with technical proficiency that they shred like artfully torn designer jeans. Pairs perfectly with shots of Jack for your next pregame. Your dads’ will hate it.